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To be baffled by something incredibly stupid.
"I stopped for a minute and put down the sandwich i was eating. Asking how to send a fax with a cable modem totally dumbassed me"
dumbassed by Pengo March 21, 2006
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Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well
Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations
Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020

dumbass dad 

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything
I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid
dumbass dad by .Pyro. March 1, 2018

dumbass people 

People whom do not have any common sense what so ever and continuously do stupid things over and over and over again never learning from their mistakes.
dumbass people by sfol November 2, 2013

Dumbassfuck 

n. Someone, who by looking at them, it cannot be deciphered if that person is a dumbass or dumbfuck, so he or she is probably both of them.
Look at Jeremiah over there. He's walking around with his pants falling down and dancing like a fool. What a dumbassfuck!
Dumbassfuck by Fartface Jones November 30, 2011
a person/animal/other organism that does actions/things that are unfavorable and seen by others as stupid, it's also an insult to a person who is pea-brained.
bosco:10+10 is not twenty it don't have ten in it!
Damien: bosco u fucking dumbass it doesn't need to have that to be twenty
Ben:seriously bosco, did you skip 1st grade or something?
dumbass by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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