tardstrong 

very retarded.
See also "tardostrong".

You tardstrong, boy! Or, in observing something totally stupid, in place of saying, "Wow, that's stupid" or "What the hell is he thinking?" you could say "Tardstrong" or "That's pretty damned tardstrong!"

tardstrong by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007

turdstring 

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

turdstring by jonesberger October 6, 2018

tardstroke 

A retarded person who shits his pants all the time, probably because they are retarded.

Hitler is a TARDSTROKE

tardstroke by Monkfishification October 15, 2009

Tardtronic 

When you are a retard when it comes to electronics, computers, phones, palm pilots, ect...

I looked at Lexi as i fiddled with the remote unsuccessfully and said to her "I can't help that I'm Tardtronic." she frowned and asked "what's tardtronic?" "It's when you are retarded when it comes to electronics." i grinned and added "I just made that up."

Tardtronic by Annee_S May 6, 2009

Tard strong 

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

Tard strong by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008

tardostrong

Very stupid. See also "tardstrong".

When in response to something you see that is stupid, like blocking lanes of traffic during rush hour with pothole repair, instead of saying something like, "Who's the idiot who decided to work on the roads during rush hour?" you could simply say, "Now that's tardostrong."

tardostrong by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007