tardbaby

Somone who frequently commits extremely foolish actions.

Some say it is an abbreviation of a retarded baby, others say it is an abbreviation of bastard baby (illegitimate child)

I reckons it's pretty dam cool

You tardbaby, you trapped your foot in your briefcase again

by chazzybaby December 6, 2005

tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.

Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009

tardbaby

Any species of the tard genus under the age of 3 years old. Looks like a normal tard under ordinary circumstances, but when agitated transforms into a 10 foot tall monstrous troll that kills everything it sees making strange noises that deafen all who hear.

OMG! That evil tardbaby is ripping Henry's arms and legs off! Get in the house Margaret!

by TBates April 28, 2008

tardbaby

SycheL YT.

Bro, have you seen that tardbaby, Sychel YT?

by hydradude720 July 1, 2020

tardbabble

Undecipherable drivel that spews in spoken words or in text from a Retard attempting to sound clever by using one or a few BIG words, though the use of 'BIG words' is not necessary to qualify as tardbabble.

Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.

Danny: Hey Higz, my spelling sucks but I'm have intelligents, and I'm very patience and I know a lot about cybergenics and human evolution, I'm, a real, smarty, and I am ranked more dark side than Darth Vader

Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all

Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil

by Higzy Teflon July 6, 2009

turdbaby

Refers to a person who was not born vaginally, but was actually pooped out. A general cuss word that can insult both the person and his/her mother.

"Hey Turdbaby! Wipe the feces off your face and get me a Coke (or Pepsi)."

by dickinsonnd July 16, 2009

tard baby

a person who exhibits characteristics of a mentally retarded person but is too inept to warrant being classified as an adult

James, you tard baby. I'm gonna say this one more time. That teal shirt takes your level of douchery to a whole new level.

by douchetastic March 13, 2009