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suck my eggs 

1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group


1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember
suck my eggs by I.C.U. February 7, 2009

Rocks Socks 

Something so great it will blow your socks off.

Unbelievably, amazingly, indescribably not entirely unlike an orgasm but much cleaner and a lot less work involved.

Coined by William G Burns III in the book, "English Idioms, Sayings and Slang" by Wayne Magnuson.
A free trip to space on Virgin Galactic Rocks Socks.

The day that Ferris Beuller had Rocks Socks.
Rocks Socks by darianknight February 13, 2007

suck it 'til you fuck it 

similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !

rock my socks off

Verb, "to be excellent." Used to express great approval or joy.

Commonly applied to people, events, and objects, but rarely locations.

It is frequently preceded by the adverb totally, and may be used with or without the terminal preposition.

Similar to rock my face off, but with a dorkier twist.

Online usage note: phrase must be accompanied by some form of caps lock.
Megan! AWESOME! You totally rock my socks!

Caesar: Napoleon Dynamite sucked... like a leech.
Cleopatra: Are you kidding me? That movie totally rocked my SOCKS off!

Having free laundry at my dorm rocks my socks off.
However, the laundry room itself is a location; ergo, it does not rock my socks. :(
A word used to express a positive or negative emotion. It's very similar to words like 'Shit' , 'Shut up' , 'Get out' or 'Fuck' but is a more kid/work friendly version.
Oh Shucks! I missed my train.

Shucks man! I wish I could go to the concert too.

A: I am getting married.
B: No shucks!
Shucks by Aprilly September 29, 2017

suck a butt 

An insult that means precisely what the phrase implies, that the recipient should find a butt, and suck it.
The pronunciation is slower than one normally speaks, with emphasis on 'butt'.
Me: What up Dan?
Dan: Suck a BUTT.

Me: Nick Cannon so fly, he go school shopping and he buy three school.
Dan: Suck a BUTT.
suck a butt by Thund3r May 14, 2006