water these plants 

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

water these plants by lcossiving February 24, 2009

Water sausage 

Basically a water sausage is a hot dog

“Seriously you would at least try to fool me with a hot dog first, which is just a water sausage in a bun”

Water sausage by Underfell December 14, 2018

Water chestnut 

1. n - A food that is renounced for its bland taste and lack of flavour.

2. adj - Used to describe something particularly boring or insignificant.

1. Even though these water chestnuts don't have much of a flavour, I sure enjoy their crunchy texture!

2. Wyoming has the flavour of a water chestnut.

Water chestnut by SuperWill August 4, 2008

Water Cooler 

Holding a guy upside down with his head locked securely between your thighs while sitting down on a couch. Let a fart go and don't release him until he inhales. When he inhales its like air bubbles going up in a water cooler, the smell of the fart going up into his lungs.

With Mike's head locked securely, Jack farted and gave him a water cooler.

Water Cooler by Tom August 26, 2003

Water Pig 

Someone who finishes their glass of water at a restaurant and then proceeds to ask everyone else if they can have some of their water while they wait for the waitress/waiter to get them a refill.

"Dude, can I have some of your water?"
"Man, you're such a water pig!!"

Water Pig by Sunny McReum August 30, 2009

Water Pikey

A person found living in a barge on the British canal system who spends his time chugging along smiling like a twat at anybody who happens to walk by. Know to play the accordion.

"Molly the water pikey bobbed merrily hither and dither on her brand new black and purple barge.

Water Pikey by DJ_Don't_Panic April 10, 2012

Water Polo

A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.

Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.

Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you

Average high school student : Sigh...

Water Polo by Xnote July 29, 2012