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N. - A term for the clitoris.
My research suggests that the slang term "water chestnut" for the clitoris has little to do its physical make up.
by Anna Kane June 05, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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It is when a couple enters a body of water, and the male repeatedly slaps his testicles against the partners chest until reaching completion.

*Note* While this act is not limited to heterosexual couples, at least one of the parties involved must possess a pair of testicles.
"No, I do not enjoy fellatio. I mush prefer doing the water chestnut."
by Channa59 October 02, 2011
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1. n - A food that is renounced for its bland taste and lack of flavour.

2. adj - Used to describe something particularly boring or insignificant.
1. Even though these water chestnuts don't have much of a flavour, I sure enjoy their crunchy texture!

2. Wyoming has the flavour of a water chestnut.
by SuperWill July 11, 2008
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Slang term for a white person, a cracker, honkey, a yankee.
"Yo dawg stop trippin, he's just a water chestnut anyway!"
by m32011 September 15, 2011
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