Definitions by DJ_Don't_Panic

Water Pikey

A person found living in a barge on the British canal system who spends his time chugging along smiling like a twat at anybody who happens to walk by. Know to play the accordion.

"Molly the water pikey bobbed merrily hither and dither on her brand new black and purple barge.

Water Pikey by DJ_Don't_Panic April 10, 2012