sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

Sugar semi

When an Alabama fan licks their own taint until they start losing a game and then promptly leave the stadium

I witnessed a sugar semi in New Orleans when Clemson dominated the inbreds.

by Cuntermccunterton January 1, 2018

heat seeking bitch

A bitch who goes out of his/her way to inflict their bitchery upon you.

Wow, have you seen Angela from "The Office?" She is such a heat seeking bitch

by brathaniel_milkington February 21, 2018

fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.

General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z

by Anim8us May 17, 2018

Mrs.Semi

Definitely the worst teacher ever! She goes to rhs and could be nice at times. She’s constantly tryna fuck younger boys and gets pissed when she sees younger girls talking to older guys. She is rude and talk about nonsense so if u see her around the halls ignore her and walk on !!!! Tip never look her in the eye because she can freeze you with one strike of her eye sight.

Iris: Guys let’s go mrs.Semis coming

by Unicorngoatmilk October 18, 2018

attention seeking whore

two bisses who mind their own business yet still get attacked by a wild gaylee .

andrea and amy are such attention seeking whore bisses

by b4db1ss September 26, 2019

Lag Seeing

The fictional 13 or 12 year old character from an anime called Tagami Batchi Letter Bee, i great anime I suggest it!

The anime doesn’t get much attention, I breaks my heart. He’s an albino 12 or 13 year old boy with a spirit amber in one of his eyes! Oh, such an exiting story, you guys will enjoy it!

Lag Seeing is my favorite character from Tagami Batchi Letter Bee!

by @youtube > shitpost energy | December 21, 2020