Patrick

A man who if he saw a vagina, would try to put a plaster on it

Man, Patrick should stop telling girls to smile more

by He who shall be named November 22, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the most sexy guy on the planet and his beauty can hurt the blind eye. He is a loving person who makes a bad day much better. He is athletic, funny, kind, smart, and very handsome. If you meet a patrick do not let go of him or you’ll regret for the rest of your life.

Girl 1: “I want a smart handsome guy who will love me forever”

Girl 2: “So you want a Patrick!”

by Joe mama gaiii October 18, 2019

Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade

Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today

by Bawi min October 23, 2019

Patrick

He’s a pretty cool dude that gets all the ladies

“My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”

by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020

Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020

Patrick

The fat pink dude in your childhood 😂

Your even bigger than Patrick

by Meganas122 December 23, 2020

patrick

our babe

folu

where is patrick

by ayomide adeoti ayodeji October 26, 2020