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television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.
Television is for Americans aka lazy people.
by Anonymous July 28, 2004
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telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).
Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y
by Carpman September 19, 2003
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teletubby

an obese person that likes men, a fat person who is gay
barney is really a teletubby.
by billyz0914 November 21, 2007
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Telechav

Telechav

A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).

A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:

· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.

Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
by Emu February 26, 2004
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telechubbie

hoes that get pregnant, quit their job, eat alot, and sit in front of the television all day.
Ever since that boppa from around the way, took a ride in my candy range dripping stains, and got my seed buried in her while in the turning lane, shes become a real telechubbie!
by Michael Jones June 1, 2005
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television doppelganger

A television character doppelganger. It's said that every one of us has one.
Catherine from CSI is totally her television doppelganger.
by coffee mug June 10, 2005
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telebate

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.
by Geoffrey Dahmer March 6, 2008
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