Urban Dictionary: gold plated

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A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend

I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.

by Polluter1 May 20, 2018

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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

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gold-plated

Common use: Covered with a thin layer of gold, a precious metal often used in jewelry.

Slang: Genuine and true, but not in a good way. The mock formality alludes to a professional judgment.

1. Yeah, I know him. He's a gold-plated prick.

2. My car just broke down. I swear that thing is a gold-plated piece of shit.

3. My boss is ok, but his boss is a gold-plated asshole.

by Kevin The Nerd August 15, 2009

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Gold Plated

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.

Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!

by goldplated October 28, 2015

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Gold-Plated

A term used to describe something as excellent. When referencing a person, however, it means the opposite i.e. they are a knob. Best said with the deepest voice possible.

Chris: Friday and Saturday night at Nelly's was "Gold-Plated".

Karl: Yeah, although I must excuse myself for being "Gold-Plated" when i got locked out of my room on friday night.

by ChrisXL August 21, 2005

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