mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female

I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight

by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023

Mondandaeg

The Anglo-Saxon word for Monday. An archaic term that translates to "the moon's day."

Just like Thursday was originally named after the god Thor, ancient Anglo-Saxon cultures named the days of their week after deities. The original term for Monday was Mondandaeg, which means "the moon's day." The moon was considered a goddess in many cultures. Hence the name.

by Antlion1001 September 9, 2023

Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.

Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

monday

monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday

bro don't annoy me i have monday plans

by the guy with a tie February 16, 2024

Mondá

Mondá have many means, It can be anything, it's not limited to just calling the penis that way.
The term was used by French women to express surprise when seeing the large size of the penis of their black slaves; "Mon Dieu" they said, and that evolved into "mondá" to this day and has spread to almost the entire Colombian territory.
It can be used to:
- Refer to something: Que es esa mondá? (What's that?)
- To say that you are having a bad time or that someone is beating up: Luis le está pegándo una mondaquera a Juan en el juego de fútbol ( Luis is beating Juan in the soccer game )
- That you are worthless: Tu no vales ni mondá ( You are worthless )
- To be an insult or to tell you to go away: Véte de esta mondá ( Get out of here )
or, most commonly, to refer to the penis.

Coman mondá todos ustedes ( Fuck you all ).

by penetraburras5000 March 7, 2024

Mondroodle

Something that was once considered absurd, but is now mundane. (adj.)

"You know, that's not actually weird anymore. It's pretty mondroodle."

by thedefinerrrrr May 6, 2024

Mondayed

Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.

Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.

by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024