He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.
by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
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-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy
-when something is so amazingly awesome it's jizz worthy
Oh my god, did you hear the new Radiohead CD?" "Yeah man! It's totally jizzin'! I have listened to it nonstop for the past week and smanged my girl to it!
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A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.
Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!
Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?
Dude 1: Yeah ='(
Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?
Dude 1: Yeah ='(
by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009
Get the Jizzion Vison mug.1. A nickname for the sort of person who makes people jizz.
2. Adjective for something covered in jizz.
2. Adjective for something covered in jizz.
1. She's a jizzie one.
They call her Jizzie because of what she does to people.
2. Eww, my jumper's all jizzie!
They call her Jizzie because of what she does to people.
2. Eww, my jumper's all jizzie!
by agirlthatlikesjizziethings February 4, 2010
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Get the jizztrap mug.Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.
The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.
Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.
To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.
Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
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