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1. A nickname for the sort of person who makes people jizz.

2. Adjective for something covered in jizz.
1. She's a jizzie one.

They call her Jizzie because of what she does to people.

2. Eww, my jumper's all jizzie!
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my super hot friend aka nikki who makes all the guys come in their pants
guy 1: dude i feel kind of funny
guy 2: well were you with jizzie
guy 1: oh right..better go empty out my pants
jizzie by jizziegavemehead February 6, 2005
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Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?
Jizzie by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021
Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.
jizzie by jizzie master May 8, 2021
The Ship name of YouTubers LDShadowLady (Lizzie) and SmallishBeans (Joel ) :)
“ Oh, your a Jeremy and a Shadow Cadet? You must ship Jizzie! “
Jizzie by flowers4jizzie August 10, 2022

Jizzie Rascal 

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene
guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
Jizzie Rascal by Clamii October 18, 2008

Jizzie-Tit 

A titty that has been jizzed on. Not to be confused with a "Pearl Necklace." Usually done out of anger or to stimulate pleasure.
"Karen, let me give you a Jizzie-Tit, quite?"
"Quite Frederick, quite!"
"Good, or I would have had to done it out of anger, you skanky Jew cunt bitch!"
"Quite....."
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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