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my super hot friend aka nikki who makes all the guys come in their pants
guy 1: dude i feel kind of funny
guy 2: well were you with jizzie
guy 1: oh right..better go empty out my pants
jizzie by jizziegavemehead February 6, 2005
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Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?
Jizzie by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021
Hey Aj, your cleats lookin jizzie bro.
jizzie by jizzie master May 8, 2021
The Ship name of YouTubers LDShadowLady (Lizzie) and SmallishBeans (Joel ) :)
“ Oh, your a Jeremy and a Shadow Cadet? You must ship Jizzie! “
Jizzie by flowers4jizzie August 10, 2022

Jizzie Rascal 

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene
guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
Jizzie Rascal by Clamii October 18, 2008

Jizzie-Tit 

A titty that has been jizzed on. Not to be confused with a "Pearl Necklace." Usually done out of anger or to stimulate pleasure.
"Karen, let me give you a Jizzie-Tit, quite?"
"Quite Frederick, quite!"
"Good, or I would have had to done it out of anger, you skanky Jew cunt bitch!"
"Quite....."
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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