by jbszee December 19, 2008
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by Mister Ed January 29, 2006
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Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.
by Ballhead Smith December 4, 2003
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Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!
by Rug Burn June 9, 2018
Get the Carpeting mug.Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
by The J-Spot January 15, 2005
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by Aleishajade January 12, 2009
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Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.
by elizabeth impossible December 22, 2008
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