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spunk bread 

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.
I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!
spunk bread by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005

cum bread 

any type of bread cake or pastry usually small containing semen in place of eggs for the ingredients and baked
id didnt have any eggs to bake my sweetheart valentines cupcake so i used my cum. so it became cum bread
cum bread by demonx69 January 30, 2009

cheesy sofa bread 

a girl that has pimples on vagina that have the potential to pop while one eats it out. if they do...
"jamie has a little cheesy sofa bread thing goin on..."
cheesy sofa bread by chris sheffler December 30, 2007

wonder bread 

a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white
pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...
wonder bread by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010

cockle bread 

Cockle bread was a bread baked by English women in the seventeenth century, which was supposed to act as a love charm. The dough was kneaded and pressed against the woman's vulva and then baked. This bread was then given to the object of the baker's affections.
"Honey I got you something." *Hands man cockle bread*
"Thank you so much."

PITA Bread 

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.
"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."
PITA Bread by Orcasisla August 1, 2008