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spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.
I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!
by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005
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cum bread

any type of bread cake or pastry usually small containing semen in place of eggs for the ingredients and baked
id didnt have any eggs to bake my sweetheart valentines cupcake so i used my cum. so it became cum bread
by demonx69 January 30, 2009
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cheesy sofa bread

a girl that has pimples on vagina that have the potential to pop while one eats it out. if they do...
"jamie has a little cheesy sofa bread thing goin on..."
by chris sheffler December 30, 2007
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wonder bread

a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white
pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...
by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010
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cockle bread

Cockle bread was a bread baked by English women in the seventeenth century, which was supposed to act as a love charm. The dough was kneaded and pressed against the woman's vulva and then baked. This bread was then given to the object of the baker's affections.
"Honey I got you something." *Hands man cockle bread*
"Thank you so much."
by IRIDOCYCLITISALPHABETSOUP February 18, 2018
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PITA Bread

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.
"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."
by Orcasisla August 1, 2008
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jew bread

n. matzoh,matzos
-A brittle, flat piece of unleavened bread, eaten especially during Passover.
Seth went to the store to buy some jew bread but came back with herpes.
by chinesefoodninja January 31, 2005
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