FenTheGoat's definitions

springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls

Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota

by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

diversity specialist

Your token black friend who advises you when it comes to racial matter

Is eating water melon racist? I better call Jamal, my diversity specialist!

by FenTheGoat December 11, 2024

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

reslink

When sap coagulates in a tapped tree, causing a blockage

The tree has reslink, making it unusable for obtaining sap

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense

Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing

Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying

by FenTheGoat May 5, 2024

Newmes

Originating from the phrase “new year new me”

It refers to the people who go to the gym and clog up the place after New Years. Only to eventually give up on their resolution by February.

Look at all those Newmes going into the planet fitness

by FenTheGoat January 14, 2024

volenforcing

To force someone to do something in the guise that you’re volunteering

You should present your project

Stop volenforcing me!

by FenTheGoat December 11, 2023