diversity specialist

Your token black friend who advises you when it comes to racial matter

Is eating water melon racist? I better call Jamal, my diversity specialist!

by FenTheGoat December 11, 2024

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Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

by FenTheGoat September 05, 2023

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When sap coagulates in a tapped tree, causing a blockage

The tree has reslink, making it unusable for obtaining sap

by FenTheGoat December 09, 2024

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To force someone to do something in the guise that you’re volunteering

You should present your project

Stop volenforcing me!

by FenTheGoat December 11, 2023

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A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 09, 2024

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That’s a very cute cat you got there!

Thanks! She’s a Mabels!

by FenTheGoat September 05, 2023

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Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense

Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing

Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying

by FenTheGoat May 05, 2024

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