FenTheGoat's definitions

Yihenging

The act of a 9 year old Chinese kid is the best of the world at something

Deriving from the 9 year old Rubik’s cube world record holder

Man, I thought I was good at math, but these Chinese kids are totally Yihenging

by FenTheGoat November 4, 2023

Newmes

Originating from the phrase “new year new me”

It refers to the people who go to the gym and clog up the place after New Years. Only to eventually give up on their resolution by February.

Look at all those Newmes going into the planet fitness

by FenTheGoat January 14, 2024

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

volenforcing

To force someone to do something in the guise that you’re volunteering

You should present your project

Stop volenforcing me!

by FenTheGoat December 11, 2023

Mabels

A very, very good kitty!

That’s a very cute cat you got there!

Thanks! She’s a Mabels!

by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023

Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023

reslink

When sap coagulates in a tapped tree, causing a blockage

The tree has reslink, making it unusable for obtaining sap

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024