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Newmes

Originating from the phrase “new year new me

It refers to the people who go to the gym and clog up the place after New Years. Only to eventually give up on their resolution by February.
Look at all those Newmes going into the planet fitness
by FenTheGoat January 14, 2024
mugGet the Newmesmug.

Yihenging

The act of a 9 year old Chinese kid is the best of the world at something
Deriving from the 9 year old Rubik’s cube world record holder

Man, I thought I was good at math, but these Chinese kids are totally Yihenging
by FenTheGoat November 4, 2023
mugGet the Yihengingmug.

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment
by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023
mugGet the The bagel treatmentmug.

diversity specialist

Your token black friend who advises you when it comes to racial matter
Is eating water melon racist? I better call Jamal, my diversity specialist!
by FenTheGoat December 11, 2024
mugGet the diversity specialistmug.

springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls
Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota
by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024
mugGet the springroll quotamug.

reslink

When sap coagulates in a tapped tree, causing a blockage
The tree has reslink, making it unusable for obtaining sap
by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024
mugGet the reslinkmug.

Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood
“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland
by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023
mugGet the Darky Malarkeymug.

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