hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

All Wiped out

The act on shiting and not wiping then getting your girlfriend to lick the exesess poo particals out of you ass hole

oh man i got all wiped out last night

by killerskunkymunkey April 26, 2011

shit-a-wiped

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.

Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

windshield wiper

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

by supercron78 October 21, 2003

wipeless

When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.

Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.

Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"

by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010

curtain wiper

curtain wiper
kur-tn wahy-per

noun
1.
person (esp. male) who uses shower curtain to wipe penis after masturbating.
2.
an otherwise contemptible person.

"That Justin Bieber, 'e's a right curtain wiper, 'e is."

by Johnny B. Wankstain April 10, 2013