Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.
Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?
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Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"
Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"
Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"
Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"
Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"
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by nicks75 January 29, 2015
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