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Tinching 

When you shoot a flare gun through your neighbor's fucking window!
Why are you tinching?
Tinching by zimpy5656 March 7, 2023
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the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women
Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.
tuching by tuchman1 June 22, 2009

Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
In fighting games, teching is defined as the process of recovering from hit stun sooner than you would normally by waiting it out.

In smash bros, it can be done by pressing the guard button a few frames before hitting the ground.

It will look as though the character catches themselves before they hit the ground and get back on their feet. It is an important skill when going up against a character with great power that delivers strong hit stun.
Neo was able to use teching to get out of that hit stun before JC could throw a more serious blow.
Teching by Huu December 26, 2013
Using unnecessarily "brainy" or obscure words or references where more common words would suffice.
"Oops, there I go, tishing again."
tishing by Tino Tonatini September 29, 2006

Baby-teching 

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.
Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!
Baby-teching by Mikaoj September 27, 2011