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Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
by Kitty October 5, 2005
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Fag-a-muffin

A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!
I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
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Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002
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The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
by Juke McKones May 29, 2011
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Dirty Muffin

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.
The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.
by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004
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muffins

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!
by Shark Farts March 18, 2010
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Wobble Muffin

by Prendy October 16, 2008
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