The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
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muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
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by Juke McKones May 29, 2011
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by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004
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Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
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