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A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!

I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!

by J.P Johnson January 27, 2011

The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.

I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!

by J.P Johnson January 27, 2011