Noun. A disparaging term used to describe ex-boyfriends. Females are generally known to refer to their exes as "fags". Well, gay men are also generally known to have great taste. therefore, it can be expected that they would NOT want some girl's jerk of an ex-boyfriend. therefore, they are fagamuffins.
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fagamuffin is chu (you).
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).