faceplam

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)

Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”

by facklover2701 August 11, 2018

Facety

Rude ,bold , in your face, thinks their all that

She’s well facety man

by Yummymummy April 4, 2019

fackuracy

When something is so facking spot on, #theaccuracy is just not enough to express it!

Them: Why does Del Taco always hit best after a lit night out?
Me: The Fackuracy tho

by ItsJRBetch January 23, 2020

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020

FaceTime69

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.

"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."

by cunning2627 April 17, 2020