Facety

'facetious' to lovers of olde English

"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"

by Funkg January 8, 2013

Facety

Rude ,bold , in your face, thinks their all that

She’s well facety man

by Yummymummy April 4, 2019

Facety

Who the fuck knows. This word is only for illiterate retards that don't know how to say the word feisty.

"damn that kid is facety" *dabs*
"Wtf facety isn't even a real word mate, do you mean feisty?"

by WTF is facety October 20, 2017

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

by Nikki P. September 6, 2004

facetious

Along with abstemious, facetious is one of two words in the English language containing all five vowels in alphabetical order.

by gork March 26, 2003

Facetious

The act of being filipant in a serious situation

At miss heath's funeral mr Powell made a facetious joke about her death

by Matthew matterson June 7, 2016