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graffeler

this move works best if the fart is silent, and if you are in close proximity to the person you want to attack. after you sneak a nasty fart out, cup your hand around where the smelly air is and keep it tightly shut so no air escapes. then select your target and pitch the fart at them
guy 1:(rips a nasty fart and throws it at his bro)
guy 2: dude, did you just give me a graffeler?

random dude: hey man, did you hear about how johnny graffeled susan last night?
other random dude: ya , i heard she puked all over the keg
random dude: party foul!
by jswizzbeats August 25, 2009
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graffilosophy

Philosophy depicted through street art of graffiti.

The works of Banksy could be said to be graffilosophical.
"Smoke di smack, you'll be back.

Think I'm joking, just keep smoking..."

West Yorkshire graffilosophy
by Armaitus October 24, 2011
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Geoffry

A child that is born a crack baby, he more likely than she does not have the best looks but has an amazing personality
That person is such a geoffry
by Bj ackson October 30, 2018
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Head Greffley

A demon that has a cult following, a virus among men. It is also defined as a major slur among people as all shapes and sizes.
I believe in Head Greffley, he will free us one day.
by LimeUnderscore_ July 1, 2022
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M.M. (Goffyism)

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.
"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"
by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
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Graffle

A graffle is a waffle accidentally made with the gravy they put out for biscuits at hotels for the continental breakfast.
"Man, we had a long night last night.....Hey, why is the waffle iron smoking?!"

"Because man, you just made a graffle"
by McJeepers April 10, 2010
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Geoff Day

a geoff day is a day in which one does absolutely nothing productive
Grabdna had a Geoff Day than she died
by Geneary July 20, 2004
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