Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023

FlashBang

A flashbang is an alternate word for a one night stand, just 10x more intelligent

I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.

by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020

Flashbang

when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone

woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison

by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021

Flashbang

When theres a power outage that lasts for less than a second.

I was slaying out in some Black ops 2 and was about to win but then i got flashbanged

by Megasmasher3000 March 16, 2020

Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.

I had to get out of there so I flashbanged her.

by u69 September 9, 2020

Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”

I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021