When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
Get the Bavarian flashbangmug. When in a dark room with a homie, get their attention. Once you have the attention, rapidly flash your camera flashlight in there direction. While they are disoriented, make your way towards them and rip ass on them.
Guy 1: How did you do it?
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
Guy 2: I flashbanged him last night when he was laying in his bed, got him right on the head. Dude didn't even know what was opening.
by SDAntics April 10, 2022
Get the Flashbangmug. A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
Get the Flashbang beef pattymug. I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.
by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020
Get the FlashBangmug. by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021
Get the Flashbangmug. “How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023
Get the Flashbangmug. When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022
Get the Portuguese Flashbangmug.