A nickname given to one who regularly participates in gay sex with their employers. Sometimes, they may take it to extreme levels, resulting in giving a rusty trombone or a strawberry shortcake to their unfortunate bum loving boss.
Adrian: Do you want to come over to my place tonight?
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!
Trumpet: Yes definately!
Adrian: Don't give me another strawberry shortcake, it really hurt last time!
by mr z September 28, 2006
by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008
cocky assholes who think they're "all that". so uncreative that they steal chants and dances from other sections in band.
Guy 1: "Man, I hate trumpets!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"
Guy 2: "I know, right. They copied our chant except they changed it from "Elmo" to "Domo".
Guy 1: "What assholes!"
by bandgeek42 September 20, 2009
A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him
YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
by guywhodefinesall November 16, 2016
by Show Bobs November 27, 2017
An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up
by BabyJazmine February 02, 2010