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Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
by darth.nerdus February 10, 2012
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Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain
Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.
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splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days
by dick October 24, 2004
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Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.
Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.
by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015
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chute-sploof

*when a regular sploof has a bag attached to it to create a parachute effect (catching, and eventually double-filtering the smoke)

The word used to describe a scent masking device mostly related to marijuana
It derives off the common-knowledge "Sploof" which is a device devised to mask the scent of smoke products such as tobacco and, of course, marijuana.
-a sploof is commonly made of something such as a water-bottle with holes in the bottom or simply a paper-towel roll, which is then filled with a scented sheet such as a dryer sheet, Lysol wipe, etc.
-when the product is made the user simply blows their smoke through one end of the sploof and the scent will be somewhat maintained

the *Chute-Sploof or "shoot-sploof", as some may misconceive, was a fairly simple additive to the Sploof itself. It was invented and became more popular due to the use of Jordan Brown.
-after the sploof device has been made, preferable with a waterbottle or even glass bottle as some 'fanciers' prefer, (Iced Tea had always been a creator favourite due to its larger mouthpiece and less pressure on your lungs when you blow) -but after the sploof is made you simply tape a bag to the end of it, (being sure it's suction-proof), which then allows you to catch all the smoke in the bag on the end of the sploof. This allows you to then be able to choose where your smoke is released, and even double-filter the smoke through the scented sheets. -the word *chute* derives from parachute which is a slang-name for a smoking device where a bag is suction proof, attached, and stuffed into a bottomless bottle; in which when you pull it creates a suction and fills the bag with smoke. (a concept best understood when looked into)
by Spitflip December 13, 2010
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golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.
I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob
by Drocke_8921 December 21, 2016
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splonder

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..
Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.
by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004
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