shank

anything you can stab someone with
potential shanks include but are not limited to:
a pen
an earring
a microphone
celery
paperclip
candy can (AS SEEN IN BLACK CHRISTMAS)
if you have really sharp toenails, even your toes may be used as shanks

i fuckin shanked that bitch with my penis

BILLYYY SHANKED THE GUARD WITH A CANDYCANE

bitch back off, i gotta stick and i aint afraid to shank your ass.

by know January 06, 2007

shank

shank means one of many different things

1. A small short almost dagger like knife but a little longer

2.To pull someone's pants down or too "pants"

3.To mug someone and steal something from them

1. Dude i'm going camping this weekend. Can you help me find my shank i use it to stab bears with.

2.He was SO drunk at the party that i shanked him and he didn't realize we could all see his ducky boxers.

3.Don't go to the city! Do you know how many people get shanked up there? That's like 300 wallets a day.

by namixas11 June 04, 2010

shank

the act of pulling someones pants down. duhh

nick descided to shank big willy in gym class..ahaa sry nick!<3

by eisha October 17, 2005

shank

the act of sneaking up on someone and forcibly dulling their pants below the knees.
same thing as getting pantsed.

Victim of a shanking: i was talking to this really hot girl when steve shanked me

by jacob88 July 19, 2005

Shank it

Shaking hands by bumping each other’s thumbs and index fingers against each other as in a side stabbing or”shanking” motion two or three times.

Damn you really got him good... that’s right “shank it”homie

by Abeanernamedbean May 10, 2019

Shankful

When you you become friends with someone so if you ever get into a fight they have your back but everyone you know hated that person

Person 1: your kinda shankful for this
Person 2: I know but it’s for protection

by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

Shank

Taking a shit while having a wank

Rohan: lads have you tried shanking

by Unglues October 24, 2019