Midget Hunting Season 

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

Midget Hunting Season by Koala Beer November 6, 2004

whale hunting 

Whale hunting, A group of friends goes out with the sole purpose to pick up the most overweight girls possible and have sex with them, The person who brings home the biggest catch wins!

Me and my friends went whale hunting and I won.. She must have been around a thousand pounds

whale hunting by Neffneffneff September 20, 2007

Huntingdon 

A medium sized town in Cambridgeshire (England), where everything is so completely average and grey that not even happiness can escape the shroud of despair that lingers on.

There are 4 card shops on the same street. Also a 99p store.
Those are the main attractions.
Also, a homeless guy sits outside starbucks.

Hey man, what's Huntingdon like?
Ever read 'The Road'?
oh.

Huntingdon by Ronald McLankyleg February 21, 2011

hunting for eggs 

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

hunting for eggs by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

suburban hunting 

(v) hunting wild animals in a suburban setting. usually the animals are small because of the rarity of big game in a suburb.

ducks, rabbits, stray cats & dogs, and many domestic animals (while still in the yard its much easier to get a succesful kill) are all considered game.

suburban hunting by emologist April 26, 2005

Pizza hunting

Must satisfy 2 major, 1 major and 2 minor, or 4 minor

Major Criteria
1. Eating equal to or greater than 3 slices of pizza in a non-meal setting
2. Eating pizza from more than 1 pizza restaurant in the same night
3. Eating pizza between the hours of 12 Midnight and 6 AM

Minor Criteria
1. Consciously eating dinner early in order to assure being hungry for "late night slices"
2. Choosing a nightlife location for you and your friends because of its proximity to a favorite pizza spot
3. Leaving your friends at a social interaction under false pretenses (e.g. to smoke a cigarette or to make a phone call) to eat pizza
4. Altering the pizza order in anticipation of further pizza eating that night (e.g. ordering extra for later or ordering less in anticipation of hitting another pizza joint)
5. Going back up to order more pizza either while eating or after finishing your first helping
6. Altering pizza eating habits in order to make yourself feel better, A.K.A. "Hunter's Denial" (e.g. eating whole wheat pizza because "its better for you" or eating pizza with knife and fork for better etiquette)
7. Performing excessive measures in order to not miss out on the pizza experience (e.g. blending the pizza after oral surgery or removing cheese because of an allergy)

Pizza hunting is essentially summed up by eating dinner, going out, drinking alcohol, getting hungry and searching out and eating pizza at all costs.

Pizza hunting by jmascite June 12, 2009

Plug Hunting

To search or seek out electrical outlets in the hope of charging your phone or iPad.

Dude My phone died at O'hare airport and had to go plug hunting for an hour before I could score a charge.

Plug Hunting by OmarJunkman August 6, 2015