Shark Farts

A term used when something is wrong, or doesn't not go your way.

This phrase was introduced by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.

-Did you bring the documents?

-AH Shark Farts! I forgot!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

Big Facts

when something supersedes the previous mention of a fact.

Jeffy: Damn bro we better head out before it starts raining.

Justin: Facts b, not finna be caught in this rain

Jeffy: Yo cover your food with a lid that joints' gonna get wet!

Justin: wow big facts bro good lookin'

by Baronet September 20, 2018

Corn Farts

Quite simply in reference to flatulence of any kind which has the distinct odor of warm and buttery corn on the cob. This phenomenon made even more unusual by the fact that the flatulater hasn't even eaten corn in weeks.

I know its a little gross bro, but these Corn Farts are unbelievable. I'm actually getting hungry!

by StynkStar August 10, 2006

chest farts

When two people lay in the missionary position and create a pocket of air between their stomachs. When more pressure is applied, the air is release making a farting sound. This mostly occurs during sex or extreme make-out sessions.

Guy 1: "Dude, last night i could not stop laughing after all those chest farts while me and Amber were gettin' it on." Guy 2: "Hah, always gets ya. Damn sweaty chest farts."

by CanMan_12 February 21, 2011

factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

fartsadaisical

Lose of energy caused by the breaking of wind.

That fart left Olive in a fartsadaisical state.

by StubbieJohnson February 20, 2019

Facts in disguise

Facts that everybody knows but keeps quiet.

“Dude Brandon is such a dick.” “Yea everybody knows that but nobody ever says it that’s facts in disguise.”

by Alienboobs February 8, 2020