goosemongler 

Someone who monglers gooses.
Term coined by Candied Fetus.
Usually said to Eternal or someone of the sort.

Most people in the Eternal Realm on Stickam are goosemonglers.
My new neighbor is a goosemongler so I burned his house!

goosemongler by AmberMOOOO July 27, 2008

googed 

To see a page of crap unrelated to your obscured ass search for something while using Google to do so. This commonly occurs for etards.

I tried to do research for that report and got googed with everything I tried.

googed by drd79 January 4, 2010

Gooed 

The act of ejaculating in or on someone.

Gooing is the Verb equivalent.

Person 1 "Was she good in bed?"
Person 2 "Ahh man, I gooed all over her!"

Gooed by HaZaAtki April 11, 2010

Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

Goose Muffin by Wakkers May 26, 2010

Goose Egged 

An advanced sex act where the male ejaculates into the air, and proceeds to catch the jizz in his asshole. After this he takes a semen infused shit on his female partner's chest. The shit then rolls down the woman's abdomen and into her vagina where she then becomes impregnated by the sperm from within the shit.

"Oh my god Nancy, you're pregnant?!"
"Yeah, Brian Goose Egged me on our anniversary!"

Goose Egged by crazyjizz October 12, 2014

Silly goose 

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.

Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u

Silly goose by silly soose November 16, 2018

Goose Chase 

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.

Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.

Goose Chase by Newster11111 July 29, 2010