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The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him
Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets
Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013
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past tense of shooting goo, i.e. busting a nut
"when she bent over it was so hot, i gooed my britches"
gooed by Steph X September 22, 2007
The act of ejaculating in or on someone.

Gooing is the Verb equivalent.
Person 1 "Was she good in bed?"
Person 2 "Ahh man, I gooed all over her!"
Gooed by HaZaAtki April 11, 2010
that feeling you have after good sex
"that sex i had last night was gooed"
gooed by elise and mandii January 3, 2007
Gooed up is referring to locking something down originating from using a goo gun from the game The Finals. The gun sprays a sort of insulation foam to keep things in place.
That room is Gooed up bro
Gooed up by Kilometersbutemo January 27, 2026

kiss your homie good night 

If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(
"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"

"Don't worry homie, I got you"

*kiss your homie good night*
kiss your homie good night by Gregdan September 27, 2017

Good old days 

When you're laying in bed, and a memory hits you. You go back thinking of the good old days with friends you lost contact with. Wishing you could go back and relive moments of your life that you took for granted. But then you wake up from your day dream remembering you can't have those memories back...
Inside person's head: I remember staying up late and hanging out with my friend Matthew . Wherever did the time go, wish I could have the good old days back.
Good old days by datblankskid July 14, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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