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A shitty ass website that is used to connect between home and school.
The annoying maths exercises are on smartschool
by supraboy October 1, 2020
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Smartolol

A mix of a language and another language (Indonesian and english to be exact). So its like "Smart" and "Tolol" put together. Smart is well you know. And Tolol means like "Dumb"
Kau ini smartolol sampai kau baru sadar kau ini goblok
by haji tayo January 9, 2021
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Shart

Cross between a fart and a shit. Where you think your just going to be doing a ripper of a fart but it contains undesirable solid matter.
John: Man Im hungover, this greasy burger is great! Think I need to fart though.

Silence......fart noises.

John: Ah no that was a shart!

Paul: Man thats fucking disgusting!

John: Shit yeah, I better go do the wipe test and change my undies!

Paul: Pwoarrr!! That stinks, fuck off!
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
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Shart Martyr

(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.

(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
by Napi Pupi December 12, 2012
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shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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Smartphone Cruising

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010
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shart

a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!
by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004
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