Remix

A modified version of the song used to suck out more money out of the fan base or wannabes.

Tommy: Did you listen to X's new remix?

Alex: I don't listen to remixes bro their for mindless drones.

Tommy: Why is that?

Alex: There just meant to make more money out of basically the same song; seems like a talentless effort for me.

Tommy: roger that.

by Keeps0 November 5, 2009

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

Remus Lupin

Werewolf, former professor, once friends with James Potter, (the all-sexy)Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew.

You can HAVE Remus Lupin! No one's stopping you, 'long as I've got my Siri.

by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003

remembery

When seeing or hearing something triggers a forgotten memory

This song reminds me of my first date with sally.

by J newton December 31, 2004

Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007

remembeer

A beer or other alcoholic beverage drunk the day after a bender to help the sufferer reconstruct the events of the previous night, since it's easier to remember things that happened while you were drunk when you ARE drunk.

I have no idea where my car is. I'm gonna have to drink a remembeer just to find it.

by Blank Frank October 11, 2009

kebab removal

To ethnicity cleanse Muslims.

I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!

by Solthesun August 10, 2016