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come to Daddy give me a kiss
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your a bad kid now i will do it dry
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I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids
Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

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It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."
Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!
by Ben L. January 9, 2006
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this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
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