dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

That guy is such a Dietzman! I wish he would stop choking babies...

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Dietlinde

Deet-lin-dah

1. (noun) A sweet southern damsel whose five star baking is only surpassed by her sweet and kind personality. People who encounter a Dietlinde feel a warm sense of being and leave content. The name has become synonymous with wonderful food that not only tastes good, but make you feel good. Dietlinde's tend to be around tall attractive people with cute accents. And have really cool brothers.

2. (n) a wholesome morsel.

3. (adj) used as a delicious food modifier.

"Dietlinde!" -Chuck Norris cried out after experiencing the orgasmic flavor of a buttery yet light with just the right amount of crisp pastry... OK maybe not, but thats how he would describe it if he had one that good.

The Dos Equis guy has bragged about living a hunderd lives and dying a thousand deaths after taking one nibble of the dietlinde.

Batman made a special slot on his utility belt just to hold a delicious piece of dietlinde for him to enjoy on his 4 am snack break. He makes Robin carry a toaster.

The ancient Egyptians designed a time machine to travel to present day to steal the dietlinde recipe so they could travel back in time to feed the hungry mass of people building the Pyramids.

The dietlinde will eradicate world hunger and introduce world peace all in one bite... Simultaneously...

by surly7 August 23, 2011

Dietz nuts

Grab a handful of dietz nuts

I bought Dietz nuts by dietz and Watson

by Johnny-Sinn420 October 1, 2021

DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew

It is the soft drink containing Diet(w/e), Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Coke, and Mountain Dew.

Go up to a soda selection and just get everything there is, or go order a DietDr.RootCoke-A-Dew.

by Lime_Fanel October 17, 2008

dieter

An epileptic nazi ostrich who wears a microphone.

So did you hear dieter's exam average was below 30%? Goddamn!

by MechE/AES May 2, 2006

Dietbetic

Someone who strictly bases there food consumption on a trans fat diet. aka Fat Ass.

Dude Logan i'll give you ten buck's if you diddle the b.i.f. on that Dietbetic

by Boge May 26, 2007

Dietrich

A smart, fierce, pretty, brave girl who is a bit shy. She has good friends and is a book nerd. You can tell her anything, she is loyal to the end. She will do anything to make you smile, even if she is a bit annoying. Ar first she is mean, rude and a bit bratty, but she has a heart of gold.

I can tell anything to Dietrich.

by ZoeyKitty22 December 2, 2016