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Deet-lin-dah
1. (noun) A sweet southern damsel whose five star baking is only surpassed by her sweet and kind personality. People who encounter a Dietlinde feel a warm sense of being and leave content. The name has become synonymous with wonderful food that not only tastes good, but make you feel good. Dietlinde's tend to be around tall attractive people with cute accents. And have really cool brothers.
2. (n) a wholesome morsel.
3. (adj) used as a delicious food modifier.
1. (noun) A sweet southern damsel whose five star baking is only surpassed by her sweet and kind personality. People who encounter a Dietlinde feel a warm sense of being and leave content. The name has become synonymous with wonderful food that not only tastes good, but make you feel good. Dietlinde's tend to be around tall attractive people with cute accents. And have really cool brothers.
2. (n) a wholesome morsel.
3. (adj) used as a delicious food modifier.
"Dietlinde!" -Chuck Norris cried out after experiencing the orgasmic flavor of a buttery yet light with just the right amount of crisp pastry... OK maybe not, but thats how he would describe it if he had one that good.
The Dos Equis guy has bragged about living a hunderd lives and dying a thousand deaths after taking one nibble of the dietlinde.
Batman made a special slot on his utility belt just to hold a delicious piece of dietlinde for him to enjoy on his 4 am snack break. He makes Robin carry a toaster.
The ancient Egyptians designed a time machine to travel to present day to steal the dietlinde recipe so they could travel back in time to feed the hungry mass of people building the Pyramids.
The dietlinde will eradicate world hunger and introduce world peace all in one bite... Simultaneously...
The Dos Equis guy has bragged about living a hunderd lives and dying a thousand deaths after taking one nibble of the dietlinde.
Batman made a special slot on his utility belt just to hold a delicious piece of dietlinde for him to enjoy on his 4 am snack break. He makes Robin carry a toaster.
The ancient Egyptians designed a time machine to travel to present day to steal the dietlinde recipe so they could travel back in time to feed the hungry mass of people building the Pyramids.
The dietlinde will eradicate world hunger and introduce world peace all in one bite... Simultaneously...
by surly7 August 21, 2011