Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Flat 17

A secret society of the brightest minds Warwick University has ever seen. They say those lads are gonna take over the world one day, and I wouldn't doubt it.

Don't f*ck with him, he knows the Flat 17 boys

by Flat 17 November 22, 2021

Flat

Being FLAT broke

Dang I can’t go to the store I’m flat right now

by Blackmigo954 September 5, 2021

Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.

Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.

He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)

by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021

Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

by LazZzZz July 13, 2021