coffee mug

A tiny, useless piece of equipment used for storing coffee that only an idiot would bother to use.

I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.

by JPeg92 August 14, 2009

calfee

big pinkish red hairy man with a penis hair cut or helmet head

Calfee is the Juggernaught beyotch

by Mikandy January 12, 2008

cup of coffee

Commonly used in an escort review to refer to an orgasm. Symbolic of ejaculate that is or will be released.

I spilled my first cup. After a little break, she offered me a second cup.

by pinmedown September 5, 2005

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

caffers

Caffers is a term of biblical origin used to characterize certain sexual acts that have been attributed to citizens of ancient Cafferton. In the Middle Ages, the terms "Caffers" and "McCaffrey" were defined as homosexual practices. It may also include sexual acts except for coital sex between a male and female closely related by blood. Therefore the range includes everything from oral sex to masturbation to paraphilia. It is sometimes used to describe human-animal sexual intercourse (also known as bejamesty, fatboyphilia); this is the primary meaning of the cognate German language word Caffers. Caffers laws forbidding certain types of sex acts have been instituted in many cultures.

I can't poo properly anymore since I experienced Caffers.

by Aaron S. April 25, 2007

Tea or coffee

These are used as code words for when in public places talking about sex openly and not feeling embarassed about talking about it.
Tea to be refered to as the 'front' passage for sex; and coffee to be used for the 'back' (anal) passage.

So when you wake up in the morning - do you prefer Tea or Coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!

by AJay7 August 16, 2006

Mt. Rainier Caffe Latte

the brand of Seattle-style concept packaged espresso beverages from Morinaga Milk Industry Co.,Ltd in Japan

Morinaga: Enjoy Mt.Rainier Caffe Latte at Starbucks Coffee shops in Japan!
Schultz: ???

by Adamo-chan September 6, 2005