Portuguese Santa 

While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.

Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.

Portuguese Santa by natertot December 23, 2008

Texan Santa 

A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.

The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.

Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.

Texan Santa by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010

Secret Santa'd 

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

Secret Santa'd by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Dirty Santa 

The act of dipping your balls one at a time into a bottle of milk. The result making your balls look like they have a santa beard.

Hey, did someone Dirty Santa this milk? It tastes like balls.

Dirty Santa by jibbs02 November 3, 2009

Bad Santa 

when a girl licks the testicles and sticks it up her butt then sucks it off as you say Ho Ho Ho

my girl did a Bad Santa last night!

Bad Santa by undeadfriendmitkiff December 1, 2013

Super Secret Santa 

When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*

Super Secret Santa by Damionx October 7, 2008

Rancho Santa Margarita 

home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.

Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita

Rancho Santa Margarita by RSMrebel March 20, 2011