natertot's definitions

Portuguese Santa

While one person is taking a shit, he spreads his/her legs apart while on the toilet and allows another person sits on their lap and shits into the same toilet.

Dude, I had to shit so bad and Eric was already on the pot so we pulled a Portuguese Santa.

by natertot December 23, 2008

gawk talk

(V)When a girl is getting a cock repetedly rammed down her throat, she makes a "gawk" sound. Thus defining gawk talk.

That bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I had to have a gawk talk with her.

by natertot December 25, 2008