Miss you like a cancer 

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

Miss you like a cancer by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

rectal cancer 

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

rectal cancer by Anonymous October 21, 2003

my chemical bum cancer 

A way of upsetting 13-16 year old females (mainly) by calling their new favourite "new" band My Chemical Romance overatted, shit etc

Even though its a shitty little insult it caught on round here and really hits hard to some.

Really witty person:"so what bands do you like?"
MCR hag: " I heart My Chemical Romance"
RWP: "you what??? My Chemical BUM cancer??" (be sure to give "bum" more emphasis)
MCR hag: "shurrup, Gerard Way is well hot"
RWP: "FOOL!"

my chemical bum cancer by hair removal cream August 7, 2006

Stage 5 Cancer 

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

Stage 5 Cancer by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

penis cancer 

Penis cancer is like STDs except your dick will fall off if you have more dick in your head than you do in your pants, your more likely to get STDs

friend: did you hear Adrian got penis cancer

Person:yeah I feel bad

penis cancer by Omb May 22, 2018

Super Cancer 

Super Cancer is a term used sometimes in the FNaF Fangame community to explain why a certain FNaF fangame keeps getting cancelled all the time.

Oh noes, it seems sinister turmoil got super cancer

Super Cancer by Patmat November 20, 2018

Furries are cancer 

The infect us gamers ;(

Furries are cancer you idiots

Furries are cancer by Wehatefurries April 20, 2022