hitty pipe

Slang for a crystal meth pipe.
Refers to any kind of crystal meth paraphernalia.

pass the hitty pipe man.
load that hitty pipe, im trying to get twacked out!

by RLpoloplaya67 September 6, 2005

union pipe fitter

Lazy fuckers that desire to be union sheet metal workers, with over active tear ducts.

The union pipe fitter sat in the corner watching a union sheet metal worker bang his wife.

by Cptnlngdk January 15, 2018

Don't fight the pipe

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Ripe for the Pipe

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.

Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"

by Penis McBallsack August 4, 2010

catch the pipe

Give some dick

She so bad she could catch the pipe

by j_daddy December 4, 2016

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion

fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench

by the dirty sweed July 12, 2011

alabama wind pipe

The act of taking a shit down you partners throat, and have her.. (or him) gasping for air, then clearing it by sticking an air compressor half way up his or herass. And completely obliterating the massive shit you just lodged in your partners throat.

Tyler: Hey bro last night was insane! I totally Alabama wind piped that slut, thanks for letting me borrow your dad's air compressor last night.
John: No problem man, just clean it before you return it.

by Nigger Gadget June 24, 2017