Dead By Daylight

A video game that gives out free brain aneurisms every 60 seconds because of your shit teammates that can’t hit a skill check.

Demi: Yo I play dead by daylight

John: Please get some help

Demi: You want to hear about the perk soul guard?

John: Demi, you’ve been talking to me for 2 straight hours.

Demi: But you haven’t heard about the perk kindred yet

John:*goes insane* REEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeE

John:*dies*

by Deetz big nuts January 30, 2022

dead baby jokes

Jokes for people with sick minds and a hate/fetish for babies(dead or alive).

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!

by Cookiel August 14, 2007

dead beat dad

A asshole who has been with his girlfriend for almost 20 years,he has 3 kids,is hardly ever home,and fucking cheats on his girlfriend.

My dad is a dead beat dad.That damn son of a bitch.

by gangbang bate July 21, 2003

dead pop

1) Broke
2) Drunk to the point of passing out; heavily intoxicated.

1) You in on this hand? Nah, I'm dead pop.
2) You went clubbing last night? Yeah, I was dead pop.

by Killa Cley May 30, 2006

dead pussy

it means when a girl has a weird lookin pussy and it stinks

man! this girl i met last night had a dead pussy!!

by bubba_dank January 23, 2019

dead poro

The worst thing that could ever be searched up through Google Images. Trust me, you'll need bleach for your eyes and a fast "delete search history" to clear any thoughts of this after seeing it.

Dickhead: hey mayne search up dead poro lololol xDDDDDDDD

by MisterLolcakes August 23, 2014

dead cat bounce

Investor slang; a brief recovery in the price of a falling stock. Term is derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height."

I tried to buy GX on the dead cat bounce but got burned.

by frick1 February 24, 2010