investor 

A leach. A liar. A manipulator

Andy is an investor . Hes a bitcj

investor by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016

Investor's Rug Pull 

Claiming you are down to buy, hodl, and help promote a community coin cryptocurrency project, but take all your money and run the moment you get a x10. Saying you'll hold, then leaving the moment any profit happens.

The Community Coin's development team proved the project isn't a rug pull, and the value skyrocketed until some big hodlers treated it like a pump and dump scheme and did the Investor's Rug Pull. They left the developers and the community in the ditch and tanked the coin.

Investor's Rug Pull by Gerry Mandered Data July 10, 2021

Investor Class

A class that ROBLOX airlines use that is somehow prior over First Class and I have no fucking idea why

wtf is investor class

Investor Class by Sprixce February 4, 2021

Investor Craft 

Craft beer produced by breweries that aggressively seek investor money to build multiple interstate, domestic and international locations. All company profits are reinvested back into company to build more locations. Investors do not receive dividends.

Hey I went to my brothers favorite brewery the other day and all they had were those flavored IPAs from Investor Craft breweries.

Investor Craft by BigDickeyS December 28, 2021

investor friendly 

A term used to describe the desire to acquire work, items, or materials at the cheapest possible price.

I'm looking for a price that's investor friendly.

investor friendly by TheUser23 October 24, 2023

Investor Bait 

When companies use (primarily tech) buzzwords and trends to get investors to throw money at them.

Some startups/ companies may even base their entire branding off investor bait (such as meta).

“Did you hear about the new AI feature coming to the IPhone?”

“Yea, pretty sure thats investor bait though”

Investor Bait by SocratesFartMuncher July 17, 2024

Investor Slop 

When a company does something meant to only please their investors and not their users/players. That’s Investor Slop.

Person 1: Hey have you seen all those companies recently?
Person 2: What companies.
Person 1: Y’know, all those investor slop companies?
Person 2: Ohh those companies that only care about the rich dudes?
Person 1: Not the best way to describe it but yeah.

Investor Slop by Investor_Slop June 19, 2025