mike-posner

To take something that isn't yours and make it your own.

I came up with that already, you can't just mike-posner it

mike-posner by bbllmaniac September 1, 2010

Mike Wazowski 

He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.

A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.

Mike Wazowski by dildo the dinosaur November 3, 2018

Mike scherb 

Mike scherb is the biggest bitch you will ever seen he is not nice and funny and will never have a girlfriend and when he finds a girl he likes he will obsess over her and call her his girl and never will get her and pushes them away farther he is always friends with weird kids and has barely any friends also someone who cries over golden scars being taken in fortnite battle royale

Oh that kid mike scherb likes you

RUN

Mike scherb by Scherbivore_lives_matter May 31, 2019

mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

mike dirnt by tintle January 15, 2005

mike jones phone 

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

mike jones phone by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

Mike Brown'd 

When you get rear ended in your vehicle.

Hey yo! I got Mike Brown'd today. I'm about to turn this wreck into a check!

Mike Brown'd by DebotimusPrime May 8, 2013

Mike Mike Mike 

A "code word" used in public between you and your partner that Hump Day is quickly approaching.

Mermaid: Mike Mike Mike, I'll be home in an hour.
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White

Mike Mike Mike by That Sailor December 17, 2019