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Mike Posner 

A musical artist who believes that many of his love interests are "cooler than" him, mostly because "they wear designer shades, just to hide" their face.

He also uses hardcore techno-esque beats to break up his songs.
Guy 1: I'm just like Mike Posner.

Guy 2: Is your girlfriend ignoring you whilst wearing sunglasses again?
Mike Posner by 4evr Yng July 19, 2010

Mike Posner 

Best music artist to walk this planet called Earth. His beats are so fresh they wipe the charts. He originates from Michigan but for some reason choose to go to Duke, which is cool cuz we still love him. You should check him out, free on iTunes!
Dude did you hear Mike Posner's new mix tape yet?

No
Well get on that shit, you won't regret it.
Mike Posner by bratschiversace November 11, 2009

Mike Posner 

A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner
Mike Posner by KentuckyFriedCars February 8, 2019

Mike Posner 

a man who stole everything from Justin Timberlake.

has no originality

should be Poser not Posner
Aye man have yu heard Mike Posner's song "Cooler Than Me"?

I thought Justin Timberlake made that song.
Mike Posner by wimbo 19 July 12, 2010
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