grab-a-snatch 

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Claritafy 

To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.

When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."

Claritafy by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022

porridge baby 

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

porridge baby by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023

Annual Aging Event 

Annual Aging Event also known as - Birthday.

Npc - So what are you gonna do for your 50th Annual Aging Event?
Lord Zhero - umm probably get a awesome dinosaur tattoo. =P

Annual Aging Event by Mr.Dinoman July 11, 2023

Ringaskiddy 

A town where all males, including male animals, randomly pop boners due to the Viagra content in the air.

I was over in Ringaskiddy, now my dick is as hard as a rock.

Ringaskiddy by Donut Operator February 18, 2020

Light Pollution 

When there's so very many lights from a city that it obscures the night sky, making star~viewing almost non~existant.

Gawd, I Hate Light Pollution because it interferes so badly with my viewing of the stars & moon at night! There's so much better viewing in a small city or the countryside!

Light Pollution by Starchylde August 11, 2015

Quick Sanding 

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.

Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"

Quick Sanding by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019